As a youngster, Biff would play in the open fields for hours on end and on a daily basis, came home with grass stains all over his container. After picking up the nickname “Cranium Chlorophyll” from the other little brains in the neighborhood, Biff’s mother had no choice but to find a way to remove the stains.

The following are some of Mrs. Cerebellum’s favorite grass stain removal techniques:

- Cover the stain with some dish soap, let it sit for a half an hour and then wash.

- Sprinkle some Baking Soda on the stain, scrub gently with a wet brush and wash.


- Soak a sponge with alcohol or benzene. Then rinse with water.

- Pre-treat the stain with vinegar and then wash.

Those should do the trick but when you run into some REAL tough stains… Try her favorite technique…

- Mix some white sugar and water to make a “Sugar Paste”. Rub it gently into the stain and let it sit for one hour, then wash.

To this day, Biff still likes to occasionally roam the open fields, but thanks to his mom’s secret techniques, he's no longer considered a “Stain Brain”.

~ Immaculate Biff

Do you know of other ways of getting rid of grass stains? If so, Enlighten Biff by adding a comment below…
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