My girlfriend won't kiss me anymore because she says that I have real bad breath. What should I do?
Biff recommends that you arm yourself with some Tic Tacs until you get this matter under control and be grateful that you girlfriend is only refusing to kiss you and not trade you in for a Listerine salesman.
When your mouth smells like a sweaty gym sock it's usually because of bacteria. Biff is assuming that you own a toothbrush and brush regularly so we'll skip over that part and get right down to it.
You need to floss regularly and get yourself a tongue scraper. Scrape as far back as you possibly can since most of the stinky bacteria hang out in the back of your tongue. You might gag but at least you'll now know how your girlfriend feels when you try to move in with one of your funky smelling kisses. Rinse with some Hydrogen peroxide (one capful) and some water. You can also chew some parsley or sugarless gum after and between meals. Bad breath can also be caused by a dry mouth, so be sure to drink plenty of water throughout the day.
If your breath still smells like rotten eggs after a few weeks, Biff suggests that you have pity on your poor girlfriends olfactory system by keeping your distance from her until you see a dentist to make sure that you don't have any tooth or gum disease.
~ Aquafresh Biff
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When your mouth smells like a sweaty gym sock it's usually because of bacteria. Biff is assuming that you own a toothbrush and brush regularly so we'll skip over that part and get right down to it.
You need to floss regularly and get yourself a tongue scraper. Scrape as far back as you possibly can since most of the stinky bacteria hang out in the back of your tongue. You might gag but at least you'll now know how your girlfriend feels when you try to move in with one of your funky smelling kisses. Rinse with some Hydrogen peroxide (one capful) and some water. You can also chew some parsley or sugarless gum after and between meals. Bad breath can also be caused by a dry mouth, so be sure to drink plenty of water throughout the day.
If your breath still smells like rotten eggs after a few weeks, Biff suggests that you have pity on your poor girlfriends olfactory system by keeping your distance from her until you see a dentist to make sure that you don't have any tooth or gum disease.
~ Aquafresh Biff
Do you know of other ways to keep your breath fresh and clean? If so, Enlighten Biff by adding a comment below…
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